Dog jokes
A farmer purchased 20 pigs. On arriving back
at the farm, he found he'd bought all females. He asked
his neighbor if he could bring them over to mate with
his boars and the neighbor was willing to oblige.
So he took his female pigs next door to frolic all day
with the males. When he came to take them home, he
asked, 'How will I know if they're pregnant?' The
neighbor answered, 'Tomorrow morning. If they're agrazin',
they're pregnant'
The next morning the pigs weren't agrazin', so the
farmer loaded them back on his truck and took them to
the neighbor. He didn't mind, and the male pigs didn't.
They were waiting by the gate when they heard the truck
coming.
The next day, same thing. So he put them on the truck
and took them back to the neighbor.
On the fourth day the farmer was feeling discouraged,
and tired of loading all the pigs and driving to the
neighbor's with them. So he said to
his wife, 'Honey, I just can't bear it.
Would you ,look at the pigs and tell me if they're
agrazin'.' She looked out, smiled, turned to him and
said, 'Honey, they're not agrazin', but they're all
lined up at the truck, and one's up on the front seat.
honkin' the horn.'
If onto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the
prairie one day. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, 'Use
your Indian instincts and get us out of this mess.'
Tonto bends down and puts his ear to the ground. He
turns and says to the Lone Ranger, 'Buffalo come.' The
Lone Ranger says to Tonto, 'How do you know?'
Tonto says, 'Ear sticky.' |
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