Dumb Blond Jokes!!

1)Q:What is the first thing a blond does when they wake up?

    A:They go home.

2)Q:What is the difference between a telephone and a blond?

    A:It's thirty-five cents to use the phone.

3)Q:What does a good basketball team have in common with a bad basketball team, a group of men and a blond?

   A:Everyone scores.

 4)Q:What is the mating call of a blond?

    A:"I'm so Drunk"

5)Q:Why do blonds have TGIF written on their shoes?

A: Toes Go In First

6)Q:Here about the blond that got an AM radio?

A:It took her a month to find out that you can play it in the afternoon.

7)Q:Why Cant blonds dial 911?

A:they cant find the 11 button.

8)Q:Why do blond smile during lightning storms?

A:they think their picture has been taken.

9)Q:What did the blond say when she saw the YMCA sign?

A:"hey look, they spelled macy's wrong!!

10)Q:Why did the blond stare @ the orange juice container?

A:It said concentrate

11)A blonde and a brunnet where walking when the brunnet said "Oh look a dead bird"

The blond looked up and said "Where,Where"

12)Q:What do you do if a blonde throws a pin @ you?

A:RUN, she has a grenade in her mouth!!!!

13)Three blondes were driving to disneyland.After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sing that said "disneyland"LEFT",so they turned turned around and went home.

14)Q:What do SMART blondes have in common with UFO's?

A:You hear about them,but don't see them.

15)Q:Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman as opposed to a regular one?

A:You have to hollow out the head.

16)Q:How do you get a twinkle in a blondes eye?

A:Shine a light in her ear.

17)Q:What happend to the blonde hockey team?

A:They drowned during spring training

18)Q:How can you tell when a blonde sent you a fax?

A:There is a stamp on it.

19)Q:How do you drowned a blonde?

A:Put a scratch and sniff sticker @ the bottum of a pool.

20)Q:How do you make a blond laugh on Saturday?

A:Tell her a joke on Wednsday.