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ur so fat u need to catch two trains and a bus to get onto your good side!

ur so fat that ur fat

you are so fat that when a new buffet just opened and you went in there a few seconds later it went out of bisnuss

You are so fat you use the plantes to play pool

Your so fat you jump in the air and get stuck

ok not to long ago i had a few wake up calls that i needed to lose weight (few really happened)
1) when the Ice ceam man stops for me and i dont want any thing and has to ask me a gin to conferm that i dont want it any and did this two diffrent times!!! And if i do get somthing hed asked me if that was it liike 5 times surprized i only got a lemon aid
2) Ok when i had a coustome that was big and baggy and went to scare the little kids outside and none of them were scared when i asked why one said cause i know it you cause of you fat belly
3) when my friends know im coming around the corner before i can see them cause my stomic makes it there 5 mins b4 my head
4) wen the little girl forgot may name and called me the girl with a big belly and big boobies
5) cause for one my skills on an applacation i put " I am able to make the scale sipn around twice"
ok yea they sound so dumb written down lol the are better in person ppl die cause i get into it lol

with your hamhawk eating ass and look at your shoes thats how paul wall came up with sitten sidewayz causeof them high top cousin skeeter"s you got on.I wonder how long you can survive without food let me think Forever with your fat ass. and dont you say your on a diet ,what you been drinking slim-slow. when your fat ass die you will stop world hunger.

Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit her.

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

she could be the eighth continent.

she nearly put Safeway out of business

the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

her graduation photo was an aerial

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

her fave food is seconds.

her belt size is Equator.

she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

she shows up on radar.

she needs a map to find her ****.

she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

she wears an asteroid belt.

her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued on next page"'

she has TB ... 2 bellys.

she's once, twice, three times a lady.

she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

the circus use her as a trampoline

stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

she deep fries her toothpaste.

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