There was a truck driver and he hit every black person he saw.

One day he saw a preacher so he thought it was only right to give him a ride.

While they were going down the road they came upon a black person and the truck driver acted like he fell asleep so he could hit him ...

Then he yells "damn I missed"

The preacher replies, "don't worry, I got him with the door"

A black baby was given wings by god.

He asked god "does this mean that I'm an angel now?"

God laughed and said "nah boy, you're a bat"
A plane crashed that was full of black people.

Half of them went to heaven and the other half went to hell.

Satan called God and asked how were they doing.

God said fine I got a few angels.

Then God said How about you.

Satan said fine.

Then about one week later Satan called God again but God didn't answer so he left a message, it said

"You got to come and get these blacks as they are trying to put air conditioning down here."

A truck driving is driving down the road, when he sees two black guys with a broken-down bicycle.

It's starting to rain so he pulls over to offer a ride.

"Yeahhh man, our bicycle is broken down, both of us we needs a ride."

Ok, says the truck driver, but I dont have room in the cab so you'll have to ride in the trailer.

I also have a whole load of bowling balls in the back, so you'll have to squeeze in.

A few miles later he gets pulled over by two troopers. One trooper is checking the tires, the brakes and when he opens the back doors, he yells out

"emergency! seal off the area"

the other trooper comes running to see what's the problem.

"he got a truckload of nigger eggs, two of them hatched, and they've already stolen a bike!!!