Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo

Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse!

Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa - baa - cue!

Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!

Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
A: In a Launch box

Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!

Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
A: I must have left the landing light on

Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
A: Spatula!

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!

ANIMALS CRACKERS

Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell garage

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chickens day off.

Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oinkment!

Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!

Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.

Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Mooosical Chairs.

Q: What do you give a horse with a cold?
A: Cough stirrup!