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A gay man was shopping in New York's
Greenwich Village, and he peeked into a display window. He noticed
an enormous rubber dick, and he wandered inside. The store salesman
came over to him, and the gay man pointed over at the big black dick
and said, "That's the one I want!" The salesman said, "Would you
like me to wrap it or put it in a box?" The gay man said, "Don't do
anything with it. I'll eat it right here!" Johnny Zero's parents always suspected that their son might be gay, but never confronted him with it. However, they were a bit startled when the dean of his college contacted them and said, "Mr. and Mrs. Zero, I have some good news and some bad news for you about your son Johnny." Mrs. Zero said, "Well, give us the bad news first." The dean did inform them of the bad news, that Johnny was gay, but the good news was that this year he was going to be Homecoming Queen! Barbara and Lisa, two rather attractive young college students, went on spring break vacation to Fort Lauderdale this year. Neither suspected the other as being lesbian. When they went to bed that night they shared the same bed for the first time, and ~me rolled over and quietly said to the other, "Let me be frank." At exactly that moment the other girl said, "No, let me be Frank. You can be Peter." Catskill resort at 2 A.M.: C: (Bangs on head.) You got a girl in that room? S: Yeah. C: (Effeminately.) Oh, you traitor. Did you hear about the confused gay Catholic man who couldn't make up his mind whether or not the Pope was just fabulous or simply divine? Did you hear about the gay cat burglar? When he couldn't blow the safe, he decided to go down on the elevator! Do you know what lesbians like more than Calvin Klein jeans? Billy Jeans! Do you think it's better to be born black or gay? Black, because you don't have to tell your parents! |
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