What do you get when you cross a nun with a PC?

A computer that will never go down on you.

An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer were having a discussion about what kind of engineer God was. The electrical engineer insisted God was an electrical engineer because the brain, the most important part of the body, employs electrical impulses.

The mechanical engineer insisted that God was a mechanical engineer because of the design of the world's best pump, the heart.

The civil engineer just laughed and said that she knew for a fact that God was a civil engineer. 'After all: she said whilst pointing to their private parts, 'who else but a civil engineer would put a wastewater system through a recreation zone?'

A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon were sitting together one Sunday bragging about the size of their respective families.

The Catholic said, 'I've got a pretty big family. In fact I've now got four kids, all boys. One more and I could have a basketball team.'

The Baptist said, 'That's nothing. I've got eight boys. one more and I could have a baseball team!'

The two looked at the Mormon. After a moment of contemplation. he said, 'Well guys, I now have 17 wives. One more and I could have a golf course.'

A doctor, an architect and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got back to the Old Testament. The doctor said, 'The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat.'

The architect didn't agree. 'In the beginning there was chaos and a void. and out of that the garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect.'

The computer scientist said, 'Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?'