Inter sex three women were sitting in a bar talking about their lives. The first one said, 'My husband is an architect. When we make love it has power, it has form, it has function. It is incredible!' The second one said, 'My husband is an artist. When we make love it has passion, it has emotion, it has vision. It's wonderful!' The third woman sighed and, sipping a marguerita, said, 'My husband works for Microsoft. When we make love, he just sits at the end of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when it gets here.' What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute? A fucking know-it-all. Once upon a time an explorer in a distant land was granted an audience with the king, who was an impressive figure except for one unusual feature his head. It was tiny, about the size of a grapefruit. After talking with his majesty for some time, the explorer couldn't contain his curiosity a moment longer and asked the royal personage about the size of his cranium. After a pause, the king explained that he hadn't always been a king and that, in fact, he'd once been a fisherman. One day, whilst pulling in his nets, he found he'd caught a mermaid. 'From the waist up, she was a very beautiful woman. From the waist down, a fish. I was preparing to take her to market to sell as a curiosity when she spoke to me and said that she was a magic mermaid. And she said that if I let her go, she would grant me three wishes. I agreed to this and asked for gold, jewels and other riches. Immediately these appeared. Next, I asked to be made a king and have a kingdom to rule, with a great castle. As you can see, this wish was granted. The mermaid then asked me what my third wish was. I said I found her very beautiful and that I wanted to make love. She replied that as she was only half woman, this wasn't possible. That's when I made my mistake. "Well, in that case,' I said, 'can you give me a Little head?'"