Inter sex A man rushes into his house and yells at his wife, 'Brenda, pack your things. I've just won the State Lottery.' Brenda replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' 'I don't care,' says the man, 'just as long as you're out of the house by noon.' 'Well, I was playing golf with my wife. I'd been having a great game but unfortunately she wasn't. On the 15th tee I hit a beautiful shot, 270 meters straight down the fairway. My wife steps up and hits a tremendous slice that leaves the course and lands in the pasture out of bounds. We both went looking for the ball and just as we were about to give up I spotted a glint of white coming from a cow's behind, just under its tail. I lifted the tail to make sure, and then called to my wife saying, 'Here, honey, this looks like yours.' That's the last thing I remember.' What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip. Why was the leper caught speeding? Because he couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.