Inter sex She left him in bed when the phone rang. and was back in a few seconds. 'Who was it?' he asked. 'My husband,' she replied. 'I better get going,' he said, 'where was he?' 'Relax. He said he was downtown playing poker with you.' PURSER: I'm sorry Mr. Jones, but we left your wife behind in New York. MR. JONES: Thank goodness, I thought I was going deaf. A young man said to his girlfriend's father, 'I realize this is only a formality, but would you mind if I married your daughter?' 'Who says it's only a formality?' asked the father angrily. 'Her obstetrician,' replied the young man. A hubby comes home early and finds his wife in bed with another man. 'Who the hell is this?' he demands. 'Good question,' answers the wife. 'Say, fella, what's your name?' " Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience. understanding, perserverence and a lot of other things you wouldn't need if you'd stayed single.