Inter sex  A woman had an artist paint a portrait of her dripping with jewels. 'If I die and my husband remarries,' she explained, 'I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the diamonds.' A husband and wife go to the fairground. She wants to go on the ferris-wheel but he's too scared, so she goes on it by herself. The wheel goes round and round and suddenly the woman is thrown out and lands in a heap at her husband's feet. 'Are you hurt?' he asks. 'Of course I'm hurt. Three times round and you didn't wave once!' One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, 'What happened to you?' 'I got into a fight with the apartment manager.' 'Whatever for?' 'He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!' 'Hmmm. I bet it's that snooty Mrs Green on the third floor.' A businessman called home at noon one day, I but the maid answered. When the man asked to i~ speak to his wife, the maid replied, 'She's upstairs in the bedroom entertaining her boyfriend: After sputtering and fuming for a minute, the businessman asked the maid if she would like to make $100 000 for a few minutes' work. She said, 'Of course. What do I have to do?' He answered, 'Take my shotgun from the closet and shoot the both of them: The maid put the phone down. He heard footsteps proceeding upstairs, then two shots rang out. The maid picked up the phone and said, 'Okay, it's done. What shall I do with the bodies?' The man said, 'Take them out back and throw them into the pool: 'What pool?' the maid asked. After a moment of silence, the man said, 'Is this 555 3724?'