Inter sex "MAN A: SO, how was your honeymoon? MAN B: Very good until the morning after waking up. I forgot and said to my wife, 'You are wonderful. Here's $100.' MAN A: It's not that bad, she might not know that you thought of her as a hooker. MAN B: I know, but my wife then gave me back $50 and said, 'Here's your change.' HE: Your birthday is coming up, so I'd like some idea of what you'd like. SHE: I want a divorce! HE: I'm really sorry, but I hadn't planned to spend that much. A young bloke goes on a date with his girlfriend. After some heavy petting in the back of the car, he asks her for oral sex. 'No,' she says, 'you won't respect me.' After a few months, the young man asks again. Again she says, 'No, you won't respect me.' Eventually the two get married and the husband says to his bride, 'Okay, we're married now. You know I love you. You know I respect you. Now, please, can I have oral sex?' 'No,' she says, 'I just know that if I do, you won't respect me.' So he waits and waits and waits. Until, after 30 years of marriage, he says, 'Honey, we've been together for decades. We've raised three fine children. You know that I respect you utterly and completely. So please, please, PLEASE, how about oral sex? Just once.' And she finally gives in. Afterwards they're lying in bed when the telephone rings. The husband turns to his wife and says, 'Answer that, you cocksucker.'