Inter sex A bloke gets a rise and decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to the gun dealer and asks the assistant to show him one. The assistant says, 'This scope is so good that you can see my condo all the way up on that hill: The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing. 'What's so funny?' asks the assistant. ·Well. I see a naked man and a naked woman running around the bedroom: The assistant grabs the scope from the man and looks through it. Then he hands the customer two bullets and says, 'I'll give you the scope for nothing if you can take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off' The customer takes another look through the scope and says, 'You know what? I think I can do that with one shot: Two women were walking down the street. One said to the other, 'There's my husband coming out of the florist with a dozen roses. Damn! That means I'm going to have to keep my legs up in the air for three days.' 'Well, why don't you get a vase?' A husband and wife with small children employed a coding system when discussing sex. The term for intercourse was 'washing machine'. They were lying in bed one night when the husband turned to his wife and said, as seductively as he could manage. 'Washing machine.' She. being a working parent, was tired and murmured, 'Not I tonight, dear.' He rolled away. 65 Five minutes later he rolled back and murmured, 'Darling, washing machine ... washing machine.' She said, 'I've got a headache.' He rolled away again. Ten minutes later the wife, feeling guilty, turned to her husband and said, 'Okay, washing machine.' 'That's okay,' he replied, 'it was a small load and I did it by hand.'