Inter sex How do you know when a female yuppie achieves orgasm? She drops her briefcase. A woman decides to buy a new cupboard, one of those you have to assemble yourself Back home she reads the instructions very carefully and manages to assemble the cupboard in the bedroom. It looks great. Then a train passes and the damn thing collapses. Undaunted, she rereads the instructions and reassembles the cupboard. Another train passes and the cupboard collapses again. Convinced she's doing something wrong, she rereads the instructions and reassembles the cupboard. A train passes and the cupboard collapses for the third time. Finally, fed up, she calls the store and is told they'll send along a technician to have a look. The technician arrives and assembles the cupboard. Whereupon a train passes and the cupboard collapses. Baffled by this unexpected event, the techo decides to reassemble the cupboard and sit inside it. to see whether he can find out what causes the cupboard to collapse. About an hour later the woman's husband comes home, sees the cupboard, says, 'That's a nice looking cupboard,' and opens it 'You won't believe this,' says the technician, 'but I'm standing here waiting for the train.' A strikingly handsome man and a very beautiful dark-haired woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking an order at a table a few steps away, noticed that the man had stopped smiling and now had a rigid facial expression. Moreover he was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table. Strangely, his dinner companion seemed unconcerned. The waitress watched fascinated as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the tablecloth. The woman remained calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress had finished taking the order, she approached the table and said to the woman, 'Pardon, M'am, but I think your husband just slipped under the table.' I The woman looked up at her and calmly replied, 'No, he didn't. He just walked in the door.'