Best Lawyer Jokes

OJ was seen running through the airport, jumping over seats and babies and strollers, to catch his plane to Chicago. A rental agent was frantically running after him yelling, 'Mr Simpson, Mr Simpson, you forgot your bloody glove.' Did you hear about OJ's new movie? It's called Sex, Knives and Athletic Tape. Why did OJ do it? He was practicing for a part in the new movie, Jock the Ripper. Why do they call him O.j? Because he beats the pulp out of his women. "here's a new drink about in the bars now, called the Bloody Nicole. It's the same thing as a Bloody Mary, but instead of adding tomato juice, you add O.J. •. J. wants the jury to come to his golf club and see how bad his slice is. "he defense claims that O.j. was acting on the advice of his marriage counselor. After the last attempt at reconciliation failed, the counselor told O.j. to take another stab at it. •. j. Simpson gets sent to jail and is laying in his cell, depressed. His cellmate says to him, 'Hey, it's not all that bad. We've a lot of activities around here. Do you like sports?' 'Hell, yes,' says O.J. 'DO you like football?' 'Hell, yes,' says O.J. 'You'll like Mondays then. Do you like baseball?' 'Hell, yes,' says O.J. 'Great, you'll love Wednesdays then. Are you gay?' 'Hell, no,' says O.j. 'Pity. You're going to hate Fridays.' OJ.'s introduced to his new cellmate, a huge, nasty looking guy doing consecutive life sentences. He says to O.J., 'Look here, we're gonna get something' straight off da bat. Are you gonna be the husband oh da wife?' 0.]. says, 'What?' The guy gets real mad and says, 'Are you gonna be da husband oh da wife?' 0.]. thinks fast and says, 'I'll be the husband.' The guy then says, 'Okay. Now get down on yo' knees and suck your wife's dick!'