light bulb jokes    How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Four hundred and seventy-two. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle ... How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? 'We've formed a task force to study the problem and why light bulbs bum out. and figure out what. exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulb work smarter, not harder: How many Tech Support folk does it take to change a light bulb? We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Okay, now exactly how dark is it? Okay, there could be four or five things wrong ... have you tried the light switch? How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet. How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb? Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb? We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problem. How many developers does it take to change a \ light bulb?