Best  Funny Jokes

It was obvious to Mum and Dad that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie without their ten-year-old son hanging around was to send him out on the balcony. So they ordered him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary. 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot: he said. 'An ambulance just drove by: 'It looks like the Andersons have company: he called out 'Max is riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex: Mum and Dad shot up in bed. 'How do you know that?' the startled father asked. 'Their kid is standing out on the balcony too: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A priest was walking down the street when a small boy approached from the other direction carrying a bottle of acid. The priest was afraid that the child might injure himself, so he offered to trade a bottle of holy water for the dangerous fluid. 'What will holy water do?' asked the boy. 'Well: replied the priest, 'I rubbed this on a woman's belly and she passed a baby: To which the boy replied, 'That's nothing. I rubbed this on a cat's ass and it passed a motorcycle: ------------------------------------------------------------------------