politically incorrect

 Why is Bill Clinton apprehensive about going to the movies? Because he's afraid the usherette will ask to see his stub. Hillary came into the room with a big smile and a spring in her step. 'My, you're in a good mood: said Bill, 'why are you so happy?' 'I just got back from my annual physical exam and the doctor said I had the breasts of a 25-yearold woman: Hillary gushed. 'Did he say anything about your 46-year-old ass?' Bill asked. 'No: said Hillary, 'your name wasn't mentioned.' I'm glad I am an American, I'm glad I'm free. I wish I were a dog and Clinton was a tree. 'Three high-school boys are walking down the street in Washington. Suddenly they see Bill Clinton go jogging by, and he's about to be hit by a car. They pull the President out of the way and save his life. Bill says, 'Thank you for saving me. I'll grant each of you a wish.' The first boy says, 'I want to go Georgetown.' Bill pulls some strings and the boy gets admitted. The second boy says, 'I want to get into West Point but it normally requires a congressional appointment: So Bill calls up his Democratic friends in congress and gets the boy his appointment. The third boy says, 'I want to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery: Bill says, That's an ''" odd request for a 17-year-old: The boy says, 'Yeah, but when my father finds out I saved your life he's going to kill me: