MORE sex Soon after a girl started working at the local bank she noticed a very handsome man walking by her office. A co-worker told her that he was the bank's president and that he made a great deal of money. She was determined to get to know him but wasn't quite sure how to go about it. She sought the advice of her analyst. While she was around this man, he suggested, she should pretend she had a string attached to the top of her head and that it hung down her left side to her waist. She should pretend that a penny was attached to the end of the string. Then, when walking near the president, she should pretend to hit the penny with her left hip. This, stated the analyst, would provoke his interest. Next day, she passed the man in the hall and began moving her left hip whilst in her head she was thinking, Hit the penny. hit the penny, hit the penny. And. as predicted, the man noticed her and stopped to chat. A few days later, the man still hadn't asked her out. She went to the analyst again and this time he told her to pretend she had another string attached to the top of her head. that it hung down to her right hip. And attached to this string was a nickel. As she walked near the man, she was now to use her hips to hit first the penny and then the nickel. The next day. she approached the man and began moving her hips according to the analyst's directions. In her head she was thinking, Hit the penny, hit the nickel, hit the penny, hit the nickel. And this time the man stopped and asked her out. After a few weeks and many dates the girl decided she wanted to marry him. She talked to . her analyst, who suggested that she pretend she had yet another string attached to the top of her head, and that it hung down her back to her bottom. Attached to this string was a dime. She was now to use her hips to hit all of these imaginary coins. On her next date, she began moving her hips according to instructions. And in her head she was thinking, Hit the penny, hit the nickel, hit the dime, hit the penny, hit the nickel, hit the dime. And that night, just as the analyst promised, the man asked her to marry him, whereupon she began making wedding plans. Being a virgin, she was wonied about the honeymoon. She told her analyst that she was unversed in, the art of making love, and he told her to pretend that one more string was attached to the top of her head, and that it hung down in front of her to her' private parts. And attached to this string was a quarter. He told her that everything would be all right on the honeymoon if she hit the coins while making love. Finally, the wedding day anived and after the ceremony the couple went off on their honeymoon. That night, in the bathroom of her hotel, she practiced moving her hips. Hit the penny, hit the nickel, hit the dime, hit the quarter. Hit the penny, hit the nickel, hit the dime, hit the quarter. Soon they were in bed and began making love for the first time. She started moving her hips. In her head she was thinking, Hit the penny, hit the nickel, hit the dime, hit the quarter. Hit the penny, hit the nickel, hit the dime, hit the quarter. Oh fuck the small change. Hit the quarter, hit the quarter.