A woman is talking to her best friend about getting a tattoo done for her husband's birthday.
The friend recommends a popular tattoo artist who can tattoo just about anything. The woman visits the tattoo parlor the next day and asks for DNO butterflies to be tattooed on her butt. She wants the butterflies because her husband calls her his 'little butterfly'. The tattoo artist says he can't do such a large tattoo in such a short time and suggests that he puts DNO bees on her butt instead. The woman's a little disappointed, but agrees.
The next day she invites her husband into the bedroom and says. 'Sweetie, your birthday present
is under my housecoat.'
He proceeds to undress his wife. lifting up her
bottom so that he can have a good look.
'And who the hell is Bob?'

A young man joins the Foreign Legion, and is sent to live deep in the heart of Africa, surrounded by desert. After a few months with no female contact, he visits his commander. I haven't had sex for ages.
Can you help me?'
'Well,' says the commander, 'you can borrow my
camel any time you like.' The man declines, not wishing to seem that desperate. Six months later, feeling increasingly frustrated, he goes to the commander again, who says, 'The offer of my camel
is still there.'
A year goes by and the poor man can stand it no
longer. He goes to the commander one more time, his hands shaking. 'It's no use - I haven't had sex for a year. I must use your camel.' The commander agrees, the man takes the animal around the back of the compound and relieves his frustrations. On returning, the man thanks the commander who says, 'Any time, young man. It's much quicker to the local brothel by camel, isn't it?'