MORE sex Abe, an 84-year-old New Yorker, is complaining to his old friend Sam that his sex life 'ain't so good any more'. Sam suggests that Abe goes to see a porno movie - that way he'll lean all the new techniques and enhance his sex life. Abe goes to Times Square and watches Deep Throat and Debbie Does Dallas. When he gets home, his wife, Golda, also in her 80s, asks where he's been and he tells her. 'You went to a porno movie, for heaven's sake why?' she asks. 'So I could learn the new ways and improve our sex life.' 'And did you learn anything useful?' 'Yes, I leant that you should moan during sex. They moan a lot when they do it nowadays.' 'You want me to moan?' Golda asks. 'That's right, I want you should moan when we do it' That night they begin making love and Golda asks, 'Now you want I should moan, Abe?' 'Not yet Golda.' Fifteen minutes she asks again if she should start moaning, and he again replies, 'Not yet.' A half hour passes and the lovemaking is now really intense. 'You want I should moan now Abe?' He pants, 'Yes, yes, now!' 'Oiyev, the crowds at Macy's today. I couldn't stand it ... and the prices at the market ... terrible. And the subway was stuck for 15 minutes ... and from the pair. 'Are you crazy?' the driver shouted at them. 'You could have been killed!' The man stood up and faced the driver. 'Well, I was coming, she was coming and you were coming: he panted, 'and you were the only one with brakes.'