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A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender and said, 'I'll bet you $50 I can bite my right eye!' Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it. The drunk then proceeded to pop out a glass eyeball and bite it. The bartender paid, and the man left.

The next day the man returned, a little drunker than the previous day, and he said to the bartender, '/'11 bet you $50 I can bite my left eye!' Knowing that the man couldn't have two glass eyes, the bartender again took him up on it. This time the man pulled out his false teeth and 'bit' his eye. The bartender paid up.

The next day, the man came in stone drunk. He went to the bartender and said, '/'11 give you a chance to get your money back. /'11 bet you $1 00 that you can put a shot glass on the other end of the bar, and I can stand on this end and piss in it without getting a single drop outside the glass.'

The bartender just couldn't pass up the chance to get his $ I 00 back, and the guy was very drunk, so he took the drunk up on his bet. He put the shot glass on the other end of the bar, and the drunk simply pissed all over the bar. The bartender smiled and said. 'You lost!' The drunk just smiled and gave him the $100.

The bartender said, 'You're not too unhappy about losing all your money. Why not?' The drunk explained, 'Because I just bet this guy $2000 that I could piss all over your bar and you wouldn't care!'

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Don't pay her.

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A party where everyone comes.

What does a man with a IO-inch dick have for breakfast?

Well, this moming I had bacon, eggs, juice ...

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A bitch who thinks she knows everything.

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