MORE sex God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you create a masterpiece. "man says to God, 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?' God says, 'So you would love her.' 'But God,' the man says, 'why did you make us so dumb?' God replies, 'So she would love you.' A woman was chatting with her neighbor. 'I feel really great today. You see, I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a $5 bill to a bum.' 'You gave a bum $5? That's a lot of money to give away like that. What did your husband say about that?' 'Thanks.' 'I heard you just got married again.' 'Yes, for the fourth time.' 'What happened to your first three wives?' 'They all died.' 'How did that happen?' 'My first wife ate poison mushrooms.' 'How awful! And your second?' 'She ate poison mushrooms.' 'And your third? She ate poison mushrooms, too?' 'No, she died of a broken neck' 'An accident?' 'Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.'