MORE sex A semi-trailer driver stops to pick up a woman hitchhiking. The driver opens the door and says, 'Climb in. I'm not like the other truckies that only let the good-looking girls have a ride.' 'my boyfriend and I aren't compatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an arsehole.' A man parked his car in a supermarket carpark and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, 'Mister, are you using that cart?' 'No,' he answered, 'I'm only after one thing.' As he walked towards the store, she murmured. 'Typical male.' A priest and a nun were retuning from the church convention when their car broke down. They had it towed to a garage and faced the fact that they'd have to spend the night in a motel. There was only one motel in town and it only had one room available. So they had a problem. 'Sister,' said the priest, 'I don't think the Lord would mind, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the couch and you take the bed.' 'I think that would be okay,' said the nun. They prepared for bed and each one took their agreed place. Ten minutes later the sister said, 'Father, I'm terribly cold.' 'Okay,' said the priest, 'I'll get up and get you a blanket from the closet.' Ten minutes later the nun said, 'Father, I'm still terribly cold.' 'Okay, Sister,' said the priest, 'I'll get up and get you another blanket.' Ten minutes later, the nun said, 'Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife for just this one night.' 'You're probably right' said the priest. 'Get up and get your own damn blanket.'