A young man went into a drug store to buy a condom. The pharmacist told him that condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12 and asks which the young man wants. 'Well,' he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We've having dinner with her parents and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm going to get lucky. So you better give me the 12-pack.'

The young man paid for his purchase and left.

Later that evening he sat down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asked if he might give the blessing, and they agreed. He began the prayer and continued praying for about ten minutes. The girl lent over and said. 'You never told me you were such a religious person.' He lent over to her and said, 'And you never told me that your father was a pharmacist.'