Joke: Blonde And Her Job Interview
A Blonde airhead goes for a job
interview in an office. The
interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age,
please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her
fingers for half a minute before
replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interviewer tries another
straightforward one to break the
ice. "And can you tell us your
height, please?"
The young lady stands up and
produces a measuring tape from her
handbag. She then traps one end
under her foot and extends the tape
to the top of her head. She checks
the measurement and announces "Five
foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the
interviewer goes for the real
basics; something the interviewee
won't have to count, measure, or
lookup."Just to confirm for our
records, your name please?"
The airhead bobs her head from side
to side for about ten seconds,
mouthing something silently to
herself, before replying "MANDY!"
The interviewer is completely
baffled at this stage, so he asks -
"What in the world were you doing
when I asked you your name?"
"Ohhhh, that!" replies the
airhead,"I was just running through
that song - 'Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you, happy
birthday dear...' |
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Joke: Guys Had Broken Down
3 guys had broken down and saw a
farmer's house nearby. They asked
the farmer if they could stay the
night. He told them yes but in the
morning they would have to go out in
the field and pick their favorite
fruit. The first guy came back with
a grape and the farmer told him,
"Now, stick it up your ass." The
second guy came back with a pear and
the farmer said, "Now stick it up
your ass."
The 2 guys then start laughing their
ass off and the farmer asked what's
so funny. The 2 guys responded Our
last friend has a watermelon. |
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