The cheque is in the mail.

 Officer, I only had two beers.

 The new ownership won't affect you: the company will remain the same.

 won't come in your mouth.

 The river never gets high enough to flood this property

This won't hurt.

 I gave at the office.

 The puppy won't be any trouble, Mum - I promise I'll look after it myself

 Come on, tell me. I promise I won't get angry.

 Eat this, you'll like it.
 Its only previous owner was a little old lady who used it for driving to the
shops.

My wife doesn't understand me.
 

 You don't look a day over 40.

 Don't worry, madam, we'll be with you first thing in the morning

 We've had a lot of interest in this property.

 Of course I love you.

 You don't need it in writing - you have my word.

 I'll call you later.

 It's only a cold sore.

It's an absolute bargain.

The villa is less than 100 yards from the beach.

 We only had three days' rain here last summer.

 I am getting a divorce.

 It was delicious, but I couldn't eat another bite

 I've never had a dissatisfied customer

  Having a great time. Wish you were here.

  I'll only put the tip in.

 But we can still be friends.

 You made it yourself? I would never have guessed

 If it will make you happy, it will make me happy.

 It's supposed to make that noise

 Your hair looks just fine

One size fits all.

 I'm only having a quick half.

 Your insurance policy covers you for full replacement value.

You're lucky-this is the last one in stock