Light bulb jokes
How many psychiatrists does it take to change alight bulb? Only one, but
the bulb has really got to wantto
change.
How many lawyers does it take to change alight bulb? How many can you
afford?
How many Irishmen does it take to change alight bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and another to
drink whisky until the room spins.
How many Marxists does it take to change alight bulb? None. The light bulb
contains the seeds of its own
revolution.
How many Roman Catholics does it take to change alight bulb? Two. One to
do the screwing, one to hear the
confession.
How many Californians does it take to change alight bulb? Seven. One to
turn the bulb and six to share the
experience.[1264] How many Los Angeles
cops does it take to change alight bulb?
Eight. One to change the bulb and seven
to smash the old one to pieces.
How many Virginia politicians does it take to change alight bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two
more to reminisce about how great the
old light bulb was.
How many New Yorkers does it take to change alight bulb? Five. One to
change the bulb and four to protect him
from muggers.
How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change alight bulb? Both
of them.
How many Harvard grads does it take to change alight bulb? One. He grabs
the bulb and waits for the world to
revolve around him.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change alight bulb? None. "Don't
worry about me, I'll sit here all alone
in the dark."
How many actors does it take to change alight bulb? Only one. They don't
like to share the spotlight.
How many mystery writers does it take to change alight bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way
in and one to give it a surprising twist
at the end.
How many pessimists does it take to change alight bulb? None. The old one
is probably screwed in too tight.
How many economists does it take to change alight bulb? Eight - one to
screw it in and seven to hold everything
else constant.
How many movie directors does it take to
change alight bulb? One, but he wants to
do it 19 times.
How many advertising executives does it take to change alight bulb? None -
"because it's getting brighter! It's
definitely getting brighter!"
How many fishermen does it take to change alight bulb? One, but you should
have seen the bulb. It was this big.
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