Men
Men are like ...
Men are like mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like parking spots - the good ones are already taken and the ones
that are left are handicapped.
Men are like blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men
are like bananas - the older they get,
the less firm they are.
Men are like mini skirts - if you're not careful, they'll creep up your
legs.
Men
are like cement - after getting laid,
they take ages to get hard.
Men
are like computers - hard to figure out
and they never have enough memory.
Men are like lava lamps -fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like bank accounts - without a lot of money, they don't generate
much interest.
Men are like coolers - load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like fragments of soap -they get together in bars.
Men are like vacations -they never seem to last long enough.
Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight
to your hips.
Men are like place mats - they only show up when there's food on the
table.
Men are like commercials - you can't believe a word they say.
Men are like curling irons - they're always hot and always in your hair.
Men
are like popcorn - they satisfy you, but
only for a short while.
Men are like horoscopes - they always tell you what to do and are usually
wrong.
Men are like noodles - they're always in hot water and they lack taste.
Men
are like lawn mowers - if you're not
pushing one around, then you're riding
it.
Men are like copiers - you need them for reproduction, but that's about
it.
Men are like snowstorms - You never know
when they're coming, how many inches
you'll get, or how long they'll last.
What is the difference between going to
a singles bar and going to a circus? -
At a circus the clowns don't talk.
What's the difference between a Savings Bond and the typical male? At some
point the Savings Bond will mature.
What's the difference between anew husband and anew dog? -After a year,
the dog is still excited to see you.
What's the difference between a man and ET? - ET phoned home.
What
is the difference between a man and
childbirth? -One is a constant pain and
is almost unbearable, the other is
simply having a baby.
How do you scare a man? -Sneak up behind him and start t
hrowing rice.
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