Money
 It was the worst winter in living memory. Thousands of homes were cutoff by deep snowdrifts, including a family in a remote mountain cabin in Canada. After three months with no contact with the outside world, the family became the target of a Red Cross rescue mission. But for weeks even the Red Cross team couldn'manage to force their way through to the cabin which by now was almost completely submerged in snow. Finally the brave rescuers succeeded in hacking out a path to the front door of the cabin. Not knowing what they would find, they knocked on the front door.
The father answered the door.
"Red Cross," said the leader of the team.
"Sorry," said the father. "It's been such a tough winter that I don't think we can give anything this year."

[ Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors. [Tone SNYDER)

 A father gave his three-year-old son his first pocket money. "I'll give you two pence a week, son, so you save them up and put them in this yellow box. Then when you've got five, I'll swap them for a ten pence coin and you can put that in this blue box. Then when you've got five of those, I'll swap them for a 50 pence coin and you can put that in this red box. It was only 12 years later that the boy discovered that the red box was the gas meter.

 I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
[JACKIE MASON]

 A couple had been spending money at such an alarming rate that they didn't think they would be afford a holiday next year. So the husband came up with a bright savings plan: whenever they had sex, he would put 20 dollars into a piggy bank.
A year later, he emptied the piggy bank to see how much they had collected. He was puzzled. "Every time we've had sex, I've put in a 20 dollar bill, but there are 50 and 100 dollar bills in here."
His wife said: "That's your trouble - you think everyone's as stingy as you.

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 Wife: "Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?"
Husband: "Not at all, darling. I would love you no matter who left you the money."

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