Mother-in-law jokes
 A big game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, the husband and wife were sitting around the camp fire having supper when she realized that her mother was missing. The hunter picked up his rifle and, with his wife close behind, set off into the jungle to look for the missing woman. After searching for over an hour, they finally spotted her backed up against a cliff with a huge lion facing her.
"What are we going to do?" shrieked the wife.
"Nothing," said the husband. "The lion got himself into this mess. .."

 A man took his dog to the vet and asked the vet to cut off its tail. The vet wanted to know why.
"Because," said the man, "my mother-in-law is arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
 What is the definition of mixed emotions? -When you see your mother-inlaw backing off a cliff in your new car.

 I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

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