Mysteries
of life
If
it's true that we're here to help
others, then what exactly are the others
here for?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts
free?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If
space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
What does God say when an angel sneezes?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
Why do they sterilize the needles for
lethal injections?
Why
is it called lipstick if you can still
move your lips?
When sign workers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
God
is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is
blind. Does that mean Ray Charles
is God?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
If you are a complete pessimist, does it mean you are positively negative?
Why
do people say, "You just want to have
your cake and eat it too?"
What use is a cake you can't eat?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
[ Why do women wear evening gowns to
nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing
nightgowns?
If a stealth bomber crashed in a forest, will it make a noise?
Why
do people with closed minds always open
their mouths?
What
do you plant to grow a seedless
watermelon?
Is
there such a thing as a closet
claustrophobic?
If
a tin whistle is made of tin, what is a
fog horn made of?
Before
they invented drawing boards, what did
they go back to?
Why
does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why
did God give men nipples?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "Up Over"?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
[ Why, when a child is running, does a
mother say, "Don't come running to
me if you break your leg"?
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
How can there be self-help groups?
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with the phrase
"Quit while you're ahead"?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running
child?
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