Neighbours
 A man collared his neighbour on the front drive. "Hey, Wayne, do you like a woman with a big, big stomach?"
"No, I don't."
"Do you like a woman whose breasts are so sagging they almost hang down to her feet?"
"No, I don't."
"Do you like a woman who has hips as wide as a truck?" "No, no, I don't."
"Well then, keep your filthy hands off my wife!"

 Three Boy Scouts told their scoutmaster that they had done their good deed for the day.
"What did you do, boys?" asked the scoutmaster.
"We helped an elderly neighbour across the street," they chimed in unison. The scoutmaster looked mystified. "Did it take all three of you to do that? "Yes, it did," said the boys. "She didn't want to go."

 A man called over the garden fence to his neighbour: "Tony, will you be using your lawn mower this afternoon?"
"Yes, I'm afraid I will."
"Good. Then can I borrow your tennis racket? The strings are broken on mine."

 

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