Philosophy
Think on the following maxims:
[ Never underestimate the power of
stupid people in large groups.
Kinky is using a feather: perverted is using the whole chicken.
Animal testing is a terrible idea - they get all nervous and give the
wrong
answers
.
Avoid cliches like the plague
.
Never hit a man with glasses - use your fist.
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get
sucked into jet engines.
The
only substitute for good manners is fast
reflexes.
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty
Never
raise your hand to your kids - it leaves
your groin unprotected.
Nonconformists
are all alike.
Exageration is a billion times worse than understatement.
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