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The Intelligent Blonde (emailed joke)
An intelligent blonde was opening her morning paper, when she noticed a page filled from top to bottom with blonde jokes. Needless to say, this put her in a very bad mood, which continued as she drove . . .
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Starbucks: We’re not banning blonde jokes
Starbucks is denying reports that baristas were instructed to can the blonde jokes, saying the company's new blonde roast coffee hasn't inspired any new hair-related policies. The report originated on the Starbucks Gossip Blog, where employees of the Seattle-based coffee giant reported they'd heard that "absolutely no Blonde jokes (are) to be told around the coffee what so ever." They wrote the ...
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Starbucks: No Dumb Blonde Jokes Allowed
Starbucks has forbidden its workers from making blonde jokes, and indiscretion towards the new rule will be met with a written offense.
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Starbucks to baristas: No blonde jokes allowed
Q: What did Starbucks say to the barista who thought of a really good blonde joke about the coffee company's new "blonde roast" blend? A: Just don't. You'll regret it. OK, so that's not the funniest Starbucks joke ever -- it's not funny at all. But that doesn't make it any less true, according to commenters on the Starbucks Gossip Blog.
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Starbucks Bans Blonde Jokes
Starbucks launched its new, mellower "Blonde" roast this week, and it doesn't want to hear any baristas sniggering about the name. "We were told at a regional rally there are absolutely no Blonde jokes to be told around the coffee whatsoever.
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Reese Witherspoon's Gets New Hair Style To Cover Car Accident Scar
'Legally Blonde' Star Jokes Of Car Accident...
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Any Jokes About Starbucks' Blonde Roast Will Result in a 'Written Offense' [Corporate America]
# corporateamerica How excited are we all about Starbucks™' new Blonde Roast ™? Right? We don't even need to explicate that one. The real question is, how excited are the Starbucks™ team member associate partner barista family members, who have the privilege of handing over the bags of the new Blonde Roast™ to enthusiastic customers like us? More »
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Starbucks Blonde Roast: Tasters Around The Country Weigh In
Earlier this week, Starbucks introduced its new Blonde roast, a lighter blend aimed at reaching a wider consumer base . To spread the news, Starbucks is offering free tastes until Saturday.
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Marketing: Starbucks rolls out milder brew to expand customer base
LOS ANGELES -- Starbucks Corp. is expanding beyond its dark coffee roots by offering lighter "Blonde" roasts in cafes and supermarkets as of Tuesday.
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