Sex
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five
it's fantastic. [WOODY ALLEN]

 A man and a woman were seated at a bar, both drinking champagne. Neither had met before. After a while, the man turned to the woman and said: "I see you're drinking champagne too. Are you celebrating something?" Sex 287
"I sure am," replied the woman. "This is a special day for me. For years I've been
trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant." "Congratulations," said the man. "I'm celebrating too. I'm a chicken farmer and
for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?" asked the woman. "I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence. .."

 I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a
minute." What am I, a microwave? [BEVERLY MICKINS]

 You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view. [MAUREEN LiPMAN]

 Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for.
"It's the greatest invention ever," he said. "It makes you feel like a man of 30." "Can you get it over the counter?"
"Probably - if you took two."

 Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.

 What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.

 Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a threeminute ride.