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Weddings
A young couple met with the vicar to set a date for their wedding. When
the vicar asked whether they would
prefer a modern service or a traditional
service, they opted for the modern
service. On the day of the wedding, a
terrible storm broke, forcing the groom
to abandon the car and complete the
journey to church on foot. The streets
were flooded, so he rolled up his
trousers in an attempt to keep them dry.
He arrived late at the church and was
immediately hustled up the aisle just as
the ceremony was starting.
The vicar looked at him and whispered:
"Pull down your trousers."
The groom said nervously: "Er, actually,
Reverend, I've changed my mind. I think
I'll go for the traditional service."
A minister recognized the young man standing at the back of the church one
Sunday as someone whose wedding ceremony
he had conducted a few months earlier.
After the service, the young man was
waiting to talk to the minister.
"Tell me, Reverend, do you believe that
someone should profit from the mistakes
of others?"
"Definitely not," said the minister.
"In which case can I have back the 50
dollars I paid you for the wedding?"
A woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher
asked to see her invitation.
"I don't have one," she said.
"Well, are you a friend of the groom?"
asked the usher. "Certainly not!" she
stormed. "I'm the bride's mother!"
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom took the minister to one side and
said: "I'll give you 100 dollars if you
change my wedding vows. When you reach
the part where I promise to love, honour
and obey and 'forsaking all others, be
faithful to her for ever', I want you to
leave that bit out." The minister duly
accepted the 100 dollars.
At the ceremony itself, the minister got
to the groom's vows and said: "Will you
promise to obey her every command and
wish, serve her breakfast in bed every
morning, and swear that you will never
look at another woman?"
The groom was horrified. " 1 thought we
had a deal," he hissed.
"Yes," whispered the minister pressing
the 100 dollars into the groom's hand.
"But the bride me a better offer."
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