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work joke
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A young businessman
had just started his
own firm. He rented
a beautiful office
and had it furnished
with antiques.
Sitting there, he
saw a man come into
the outer office.
Wishing to appear
the hot shot, the
businessman picked
up the phone and
started to pretend
he had a big deal
working.
He threw huge
figures around and
made giant
commitments. Finally
he hung up and asked
the visitor, "Can I
help you?"
The man said, "Yeah,
I've come to
activate your phone
lines."
The population
of this country
is 237 million.
104 million are
retired.
That leaves 133
million to do
the work.
There are 85
million in
school, which
leave 48 million
to do the work.
Of this there
are 29 million
employed by the
federal
government.
This leaves 19
million to do
the work.
4 million are in
the Armed
Forces, which
leaves 15
million to do
the work.
Take from the
total the 14.8
million people
who work for
State and City
Government and
that leaves
200,000 to do
the work.
There are
188,000 in
hospitals, so
that leaves
12,000 to do the
work.
Now, there are
11,998 people in
Prisons.
That leaves Just
two people to do
the work. You
and me.
And you're just
sitting there
reading jokes
all day!
A man came
home from
work one day
to find his
wife sitting
on the front
porch with
her bags
packed. He
asked her
where she
was going
and she
replied "I'm
going to Las
Vegas."
He
questioned
her as to
why she was
going and
she told him
"I just
found out
that I can
make $400.00
a night
doing what I
give you for
free".
He pondered
that then
went into
the house
and packed
his bags and
returned to
the porch
and with his
wife. She
said "And
just where
do you think
you're
going?"
"I'm going
too!!" he
replied.
"Why?" She
asked.
"I want to
see how you
are going to
live on
$800.00 a
year"!
One day
a man
tried to
get a
job at a
great
company.
He
passed
every
test
with
flying
colours.
At the
final
interview
part,
the CEO
told him
that his
constant
blinking
would
bother
customers.
"I can
fix that
with
some
Aspirin.
Just
take
some and
I'll be
better
in a
second"
So, he
reaches
into his
pocket
and
pulls
condom
after
condom
out
until he
finds
the
Aspirin.
He takes
it and
his
blinking
goes
away.
The CEO
says "We
don't
approve
of
womanizing!"
The guy
says
"Oh! No!
Have you
ever
tried to
ask a
pharmacist
for
aspirin
while
your
winking"
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