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Zoos
Two middle-aged spinsters - Kay and Matilda - went to the zoo one
afternoon. When they reached the gorilla
enclosure, the gorilla suddenly pulled
Matilda into his den and molested her.
A few weeks later, the two women met in
the street. Kay asked Matilda how she
was doing after the attack.
"Well, how do you think?" snapped
Matilda. "He hasn't called, he hasn't
written ..."
In the United States, what's the difference between a southern zoo and a
northern zoo? - A southern zoo has a
description of the animal on the front
of the cage, along with a recipe[2670] A
husband and wife visited the zoo on a
steaming hot day. When they stopped at
the gorilla cage, the husband could see
that the gorilla was getting aroused by
the sight of the wife's nipples through
her blouse.
"Look," said the husband, "he's really
getting worked up. Why don't you take
off your blouse and see what he does?"
The wife was reluctant at first but
eventually agreed. As she took off her
blouse, the gorilla went ape and started
jumping up and down and throwing his
food bowl around.
"Wow!" said the husband. "That was
pretty impressive. He obviously fancies
you. Now let's see what he does if you
strip off completely."
Again the wife hesitated but, since
there was nobody about, she eventually
agreed to take off all her clothes. As
she stood there stark naked, the gorilla
began pounding his chest in a display of
masculinity and then started banging on
the bars of his cage.
Suddenly the husband opened the door of
the cage and pushed the wife inside.
"Right," he said, "now tell him you've
got a headache!"
A baby camel turned to its father and said: "Dad, why do we have humps on
our back?"
"Well, son," replied the father, "our
humps contain the fat necessary to
sustain
us through all the days when we're out
in the desert."
"Oh," said the baby camel. "Dad, why do
we have long eyelashes?" "They're to
protect our eyes from the sandstorms
which rage in the desert." "Fine. Dad,
why do we have big padded feet?"
"Because the sand in the desert is very
soft and we need big feet so that we can
walk on the sand without sinking."
"Thanks, Dad. So what are we doing in
London Zoo?"
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